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| Police Officer: | Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit |
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| Lindsay Lohan: | THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST |
Lucille: If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.
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My name is Nacho Dog and I ate my mom’s spanx.
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Sarah Palin: Going Rogue
I did most of these a couple years ago at my old job. I always feel like you can learn a lot about somebody just by the book they’re reading. Of course, since I did this, I wrote a book called Shit My Dad says. To be fair, I decided I’d take a crack at what it might say about the person reading it.
