I did most of these a couple years ago at my old job. I always feel like you can learn a lot about somebody just by the book they’re reading. Of course, since I did this, I wrote a book called Shit My Dad says. To be fair, I decided I’d take a crack at what it might say about the person reading it.
|Police Officer:||Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit|
|Lindsay Lohan:||THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST|
Lucille: If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.
Key Decisions - 1x04